Random Sunday

Matthew 9:15-17 15 And Jesus said to them,"Can the friends of the bridegroom mourn as long as the bridegroom is with them?But the days will come when the bridegroom will be taken away from them, and then they will fast. 16 No one puts a piece of unshrunk cloth on an old garment; for the patch pulls away from the garment, and the tear is made worse. 17 Nor do they put new wine into old wineskins, or else the wineskins break, the wine is spilled, and the wineskins are ruined. But they put new wine into new wineskins, and both are preserved.

friends of the bridegroom aren't suppose to mourn in a wedding!!!! they ought to be happy, cry happy tears, laugh, smile, joyous...

you don't cook maggi mee with rice!!! they don't go together (unless you're being experimental)

you don't wear a dress if you're a guy!!! they don't match together (unless you're a cross dresser)

you don't sleep on the floor when you have a bed!! they don't seem relevant (unless your bed has dust mites)

you don't look forward and walk backwards!!! they don't seem normal (unless you're being abnormal)




specifically...

you don't cook maggi mee with rice expecting the taste to be good because it won't be without added preservatives

you don't wear a dress if you're a guy and expects you will look macho in them because even if they do fit, they won't appear anywhere between the line of sanity

you don't sleep on the floor when you have a bed and expect the floor to be better in terms of comfort because that would be foolish thinking

you don't look forward and walk backwards saying that that is a new way of reverse exercising because that is just not how our body were made to be







and though you have a perfect match but isn't a good combination, it will ruin everything... like bolt to nats and socket to plugs, hey...there are many different sizes of bolts and nats and various heads of plugs as there is to sockets...so,




GO FIGURE

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