Conversation: Prints

A foreigner has a bible with large prints yet he still needs to wear glasses in order to see clearer, so he walks into a Christian bookstore and asks the local salesgirl;


Foreigner: Hello, I already have a bible with large prints, but I am looking for extra large prints. Do you happen to have one?



Salesgirl: (not being able to communicate in English fluently, she replied..) Hi, err..that one ah...god.


Foreigner: Can you tell me then what are the other differences between the large prints and the extra large prints?


Salesgirl: ????? ?? ????? ????? ???? ???? ???? ??? , ??? ?? ?????? ?????? ???? ??????? ????? ???????? !


Foreigner: (puzzled?) What? (looking more confused)


The cashier nearby overheard and noticed how confused and lost the customer was and quickly interrupt.


Cashier: Excuse me, she must have mistaken you for a Chinese, she said "For the large prints, God is speaking to you loudly and for the extra large prints, God is speaking to you even louder!"



The foreigner giggles with laughter.









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